“When it comes to the way you present yourself online, the acid test is: Can you imagine Grace Kelly doing it? If you can picture her saying “Dem hos betta watch out imma beat some ass tonite”, then congratulations, you have a much better imagination than mine. Likewise, if you can’t quite see her posting a snapshot of herself drunkenly pole-dancing, think twice about broadcasting those pictures to the world.”
Bwahahahaha! Okay, this is absolutely laugh out loud funny. I love LOVE Grace Kelly (and if you don’t know who that is, google it STAT, or better yet, check out To Catch a Thief, or Rear Window, or The Country Girl, or really ANY of her movies. Etiquette and Cinema History in one neat package. I aim to please.) Grace Kelly is the pinnacle of glamour, and the best of 1950s Dior beauty, and class and, well, grace. Picturing her pole dancing would be like…Ray Croc coming out as a vegan. And no offense to pole dancers.